Is It Worth Going To Bed?

Now if you are looking at this post thining you are going to be reading about sex, then you will be sorely disappointed! An anti-climax so to speak!

Anyway this is about the amount of time it takes to get into bed at night. Sometimes I honestly don't think it is worth it as I am lucky if I am getting 5 hours sleep.

You may all be sitting there thinking, well just let her do whatever she does and you just go to bed yourself. I have tried that and it simply doesn't work.

I could be lying in bed drifting off to sleep, when in the background all I can hear is the clatter of Mrs Hero turning on and off the tap, going up and down the stairs, then turning on and off the tap again etc etc. Then when she finally has done all that, it is the turn of the lights.

Finally after expending all that effort, you would think she would be well tired and simply slip into bed. But oh no. I think our bed turns into a bouncy castle, as she has to test that the springs still work before getting into bed. So even if I did manage to get to sleep, I would be at risk of getting catapulted off the bed!

I think the trick has to be to say two hours before I am feeling tired that I am going to bed. Time to get my crystal ball out.....!